tyleroakley:

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISRESPECTED

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I AM IN AUSTRALIA, NOT FUCKING NARNIA

(Source: tyleroakley, via inferred-lines)

shezzlock:

on a scale from 1 to ronan the accuser how distracted are you by random dancing

(Source: shezzlock, via remmylebeau)

(x)

(Source: bbuchanann, via remmylebeau)

yvov:

my favorite thing about new zealand is how one of the big political parties in the upcoming election is getting sued by eminem for using his song god bless aotearoa 

(via inferred-lines)

bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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(via inferred-lines)

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

alarm: *BEEP BEEP BEEP*
me: I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

(via thewinterjawline)

ccheckov:

rosethevaliant:

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were

baking bad

(via inferred-lines)

Anonymous asked:
I feel like the only non fucked up place of white people is Australia. Correct me if I'm wrong though I don't know much about Australia

whitegirlsaintshit:

SO WRONG VERY WRONG EXTREMELY WRONG LMAO WHAT THE HELL

blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

(via inferred-lines)

jedavu:

PROVOCATIVE STREET MESSAGES BY MOBSTER

(via inferred-lines)

100% true horoscope facts

ashkinator:

aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches

(via twofingerswhiskey)

balcerak:

Infinite multiverses and I’m stuck in the one where superheroes are fictional and people kill other people for having different colored skin

(via twofingerswhiskey)

nopotential:

i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try:

i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try:

myurlhasbeencompromised:

pete-woolven:

Tippi Hedren and family living with a pride of lions.

excuse me u have a lion in ur house

excuse me there is a lion chewing on your childs head that’s not a good thing

where can i buy these dogs

it’s been a year and people still be messaging me saying these aren’t dogs

its been a whole year since anyone fucking messaged me explaining what a dog is.

(Source: joekeatinge, via inferred-lines)

shubbabang:

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i woke up at 3 in the morning to write this pun down so i wouldnt forget

(via twofingerswhiskey)